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1. The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock. - Christopher Morley

2. In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

3. I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. - Lord Byron

4. The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. - Heinrich Heine

5. If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. - George Ade

6. I'm getting married because I'm in love with a girl and want to spend my life with her. You can't live your life doing what other people want you to or you'll be miserable. At some point you just have to be yourself. - Dan Marino

7. Personally, I'm an advocate for short engagements. Long sometimes means there is a reason for it. Two years engaged and no wedding... I'd be upset. - Emily Blunt

8. Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

9. I want the big drama. I always said I don't want a wedding I want a parade. - Star Jones

10. You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it. - Bess Truman

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